Nerdattude

Recently I was commanded by my significant other to watch this movie with her, I said ne!  She then made an offer I can’t refuse.  She would watch die hard if I watched this.  I obliged.  My thoughts at first were that it was a standard Halloween Disney movie I had seen before. It feels almost Goosebumpish with a bit more humor.  So on to the story, it’s a fairy tale about three witch sisters( Sarah Jessica Parker in her only role where she is hot, Bette Midler, and well shit I don’t know the others name) These three had been stealing children’s youth via a magic potion for years when they fuck with the wrong villagers.  They murder one child and put a spell on another that turns him into a fucking cat!! A cat that lives forever!!!  So the villagers show up and hang these filthy whore witches for their crimes.  Fast forward to modern day (1993) three hundred years later and it’s all hallows eve.  Well the new kid in town is f...

To start off I must profess my love for the jackass movies or really stunt/ prank shows in general, it’s simple dirty hilarious fun.  With that said bad grandpa is no exception.  This time however they decide to throw a little story line into the mix.   In all honesty the story is basic and doesn’t really need to exist.  It’s a story of a kid being left with his newly single grandfather Irvin.  Yes I said newly single as in that is why there is no grandma in the movie.  She’s dead!  Before you ask the answer is yes there is a funeral scene, and yes it’s hilarious.  His daughter is going to jail and she wants to dump little Billy on Irvin.  He agrees to take Billy to his loser father across the country.  This starts the road trip with Billy and Irvin, what fun they will have.  As you would imagine with this road trip comes certain hilarity.  One stunt has a horny Irvin getting his dick stuck in a vending ...

So, I know this blog is centered around entertainment but the human nerd in me needs to speak.  My first question is when did Facebook become the almighty wizard of politics?  Why is it that some dumb article gets posted and then re posted and re posted and eaten up by these dumb fucking people who have no actual real opinion.  I hate that its acceptable to hate or love a political party because its popular.  Then when you call these people out they have nothing.  No actual reasoning for saying the shit they say, just because they can.   Facebook is trash, if yo get your news from Facebook go kill yourself, and enjoy your job at (insert fast food place here) .  I suppose at the core what im trying to say is open your eyes!  Stop being an idiot.  No matter what side you're on you're wrong.  Why do I say this?  Well, its become acceptable to chastise people for their beliefs.  You have no Idea how many dumb fucking people po...

  To start off I need to be honest, I have not finished AC3 yet and I didnt play a AC game after number 2.  With that said 3rd time is indeed a charm.  So far I am truly loving this game.  I love the setting, the combat, the characters, you name it I am enjoying it.  This game is huge!  there are so many things that can be done.  Would you like to hunt rabbits?  Dear?  Fuck it go ahead!  Do you hate the redcoats?  Put an hatchet into their heads one by one.  This is what I mean, total immersion and freedom.  The mission structures are similar to the rest of the series.  Go do this for this person than assassinate this person.  I suppose I should say a little about the story.  Well you are Connor.  A half native half colonial with a grudge.  You take it upon yourself to work with the resistance right around the time the revolutionary war is happening.  In fact some of the most fun is ...

Ok gamers are you ready to take on the role of master chief again! for the fourth time! by a different studio!????  Yeah, I know the thought of a different company doing halo doesn't make any form of sense right?  WRONG!  343 has taken the Halo franchise and put love and care into it, far more so than the last couple of outings made by Bungie.    First off the graphics.  There has been a significant bump in graphical quality, whether it be a rock canyon or space platform this game is beautiful.  The guns still look Halo-ey but there is noticeably more detail.  The indoor levels on the space dock can leave a little to be desired but the rest of the game is pretty to say the least.   Now on to story, remember when you read that its a Halo game?  Well, then you already know the story.  Big bad aliens have been awakened and only one man...er machine..er wait no hes definitely a man!  He speaks and shows a small amount of emo...

  Ah yes i can still here the angry slurred version of Stallone's "I am the law!" echoing through my hollow 80's movie filled head.  Wait..what's this?  A newcomer has emerged victorious?  Yes, its true the new Dredd is quite well done and incredibly enjoyable.  From the beginning you need to know that this isnt the same goofy overly Hollywood Dredd, this is gritty, violent, and surprisingly deep.  You meet Dredd as he dresses in his biker leather and as he puts his helmet on (you don't see his face).  Karl urban takes the reigns in this iteration of Dredd an while I dont normally like Karl Urban I must say he was pretty good.  The only one of my complaints is that he seems to be sucking a lemon the entire movie.  He always has a pouty face as if someone stole his favorite murder tool.  Urban plays Dredd as a human, unlike Stallone's godlike character.  Dredd while one mean son of a bitch, inst invincible nor does he showboat...

With a game like this people are bound to say its a Gears Of War clone.  To those people I say you are absolutely right!  Inversion is almost an ugly step child of better games that came before it (almost better)  Ill start with the basics.  You are a forgettable character in a fake city and well all the "emotion"  is undoubtedly fake.  You are a cop going home to give his little girl her birthday present before she gets slaughtered...er I meant goes to bed, well guess what, an odd race of people who I can only assume were stolen directly from rage, decide they'd like to fuck shit up.  That's where you come in... Now with Max Payne you were thrown from game play to cut scene and it worked.  Inversion tries the same method but does is quite horribly.  The action early on especially is broken up by poorly voice acted cut scenes.  Its really jarring to be in the process of shooting someone in the face just to be thrown into a cut...