Nerdattude

Recently I was commanded by my significant other to watch this movie with her, I said ne!  She then made an offer I can’t refuse.  She would watch die hard if I watched this.  I obliged.  My thoughts at first were that it was a standard Halloween Disney movie I had seen before. It feels almost Goosebumpish with a bit more humor.  So on to the story, it’s a fairy tale about three witch sisters( Sarah Jessica Parker in her only role where she is hot, Bette Midler, and well shit I don’t know the others name) These three had been stealing children’s youth via a magic potion for years when they fuck with the wrong villagers.  They murder one child and put a spell on another that turns him into a fucking cat!! A cat that lives forever!!!  So the villagers show up and hang these filthy whore witches for their crimes.  Fast forward to modern day (1993) three hundred years later and it’s all hallows eve.  Well the new kid in town is f...

To start off I must profess my love for the jackass movies or really stunt/ prank shows in general, it’s simple dirty hilarious fun.  With that said bad grandpa is no exception.  This time however they decide to throw a little story line into the mix.   In all honesty the story is basic and doesn’t really need to exist.  It’s a story of a kid being left with his newly single grandfather Irvin.  Yes I said newly single as in that is why there is no grandma in the movie.  She’s dead!  Before you ask the answer is yes there is a funeral scene, and yes it’s hilarious.  His daughter is going to jail and she wants to dump little Billy on Irvin.  He agrees to take Billy to his loser father across the country.  This starts the road trip with Billy and Irvin, what fun they will have.  As you would imagine with this road trip comes certain hilarity.  One stunt has a horny Irvin getting his dick stuck in a vending ...