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Volbeat Seal the Deal

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  I'm not going to write a huge review of this album.  Also, know that I was a huge Volbeat fan for a long time. With that said, this album is fucking terrible.  I thought this was going to happen to see as the last album was on the softer side but still had redeeming qualities.  This new album is a product of shit.  It is not heavy and when the thrash guitar starts it is on a higher chord and it is akin to 80s hair metal more than modern metal. This album is one pop/rock piece of shit after another.  His vocals are clean and whiny and frankly previewing the album hurt. A band I've enjoyed for so long making a fucking Fallout Boy album.  Ugh, what a disgrace.  This album appeals to women, not men.  It's soft and fragile like a painful shit you took an hour ago.  It just floats there among the wreckage wondering what it could have been.  I won't review each track because frankly, I don't want to listen to the album enough to ri...

DOOM

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I know the game has been out and I haven't posted shit for a while.  Well Doom is exceptional and deems a short but sweet review.  Enjoy. Finally Doom hits next Gens and PC.  On my Birthday no less!  Doom at its core is a simple adventure were you find door keys and discover the secrets behind this research base on Mars.  Oh and along the way you wreck everything!  There isn't a single moment where I was blood thirsty through out the roughly ten hour campaign. You start on a medical table about to be prodded by demons.  Well we cant have that.  With a Undertaker like sit up and a quick face smash you have a pistol and you're on your way to dispatch hundreds of angry demons.  (are there happy demons?)  This pretty much sums up the beginning.  Which in all honestly is the only part of the game I was left unfulfilled with.  No real back story or cut scene or animated or any sort of intro!  Just wake up and murder...